December 2009
WatchMissy Elliot — “Get Yer Freak On”
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At Least He Can't Complain About the Noise
A Japanese man (name not released to the press) who lives alone noticed that little bits of food kept disappearing from his refrigerator. So he installed a security camera in his kitchen and set it up so he could watch it from his mobile phone. The next day, while he was away, he saw the culprit: an old woman. He called the police and met them at his house, where they discovered that all the doors...
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Solange — “It’s Oh So Quiet” (live Björk...
gay sex > straight sex
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i'm cold
why don’t i have pants on?
phone sex is so weird.
blaaaaaaaaaaaah
so bored.
my friend's dad got her a bong and a shitload of...
why can’t i have parents like that?
my stepmom iz watching twilight
*is
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“I went to the store sat on Santa’s lap.
I asked him to bring my friends all...”
– Phoebe Buffay via lilsituation
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I’m about to go over my aunts house for Christmas dinner. I’m all scruffy though cause I’m too lazy to shave, and she tries to be all rich and proper and shit when she has these kinds of gatherings, but I’m mostly just going to sit in her movie theatre and watch Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince over and over again until it’s time to go, so whate’er.
Lady GaGa — Christmas Tree
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CAPE COD KWANZAA KWANZAA
via preretirementnerves
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